Stomach Problems at Dutch Farm

By Marose Mizser

Episode 4 of the Dutch Farm story

Last night we had a very long meeting at SLFN (Second Life Fresh News). We drank a lot of coffee and ate many doughnuts and coffee again and sandwiches (all on my expense, but I'm not worried, SLFN will get the bill at the end of the month). Towards the end of the meeting we finally arrived at a big decision. As you might have read in the last episode, we had to consider if we will reveal who left the manure at the Dutch farm, and caused Mystics to slip and brake her leg. Snip (the cow) is still very unhappy because she was wrongly accused.

At the office, the editors decided to vote on it, and I can tell you it was a very honest voting. Although there were some fights between us and differences of opinion, we are now proud to announce that we will reveal who left the manure at the farm. Ready ?

It was a male human avatar. His name is: Midknight Miles. As you can see on the photograph there is no doubt it was him. Off course I went to ask why he did this. He was very reserved but nevertheless he was willing to tell me.

He said he found a chocolate apple, and because he likes chocolate apples very much he ate it. But the apple was rotten. So after a while he began to feel pains in his stomach and had to relieve himself.

There are no toilets at the farm, and he couldn’t hold back in time to make it to the “Bonte koe” - where the toilets are. So he left his excrement out on the farm.

Now that we have revealed this I hope Snip is happy again and will go on with her life at the farm. I also want to say to fireman Maroen Jarman and LordSmAllen that they can return to the farm at the Dutch Community because I will not ask them anymore questions about this matter.

This was the final story about the broken legs saga at the Dutch farm, but I promise to update you if anything else interesting happens there. I hope you enjoyed reading the episodes and that you will come back to read more exciting stories about Second Life.

New Evidence Reveals Dutch Cow Innocent

Part 3 of the Dutch Farm Story

By Marose Mizser

Last night I went back to the Dutch Community to see if fireman Maroen Jarman was on duty and if he was willing to answer my questions. I searched everywhere but he was nowhere to be found. Is it possible he was fired by the fire department?

I also went looking for LordSm Allen to hear his side of the story. He was accused yesterday by Roelien32Karas for pushing her against the fence. He too had disappeared. Is he hiding from the press ?
Instead, I met Roelien32 Karas again who told me she had some new information for me. She presented new evidence proving Snip (the cow) is not guilty of leaving his manure in the center of the farm. Second Life Fresh News published an article saying Snip's manure caused Mystics Baile to slip and brake her leg. We are sorry for wrongly accusing Snip. So last night I went to the stable to present my apologies to this poor cow. I took some roses to give my excuses some extra strength. I talked and talked and excused myself a thousand times but Snip wouldn’t listen. I tried to give her my roses but she refused to accept them. When I tried to leave them in the stable she kicked them away.

Then suddenly, just when I gave up and walked away she whispered: “I will only accept your excuses if you reveal who is the one who left the manure on the farm.” I told her that I could not do that because the evidence I have is too sensational and could cause a huge embarrassment. I have a very clear snapshot of how it really happened. Poor Snip began to cry.

So should I reveal who left the manure at the farm? I think this is the only way Snip would be happy again. Second Life Fresh News will have to consider this and come up with a decision.

To be continued…

Alleged Attacker from Dutch Farm Exposed

By Marose Mizser

Here we are back at the Dutch Community cow farm with new revelations on the story of the two girls who had both broken their legs. (See Part I).
This morning I met the injured Roelien32 Karas and her saviour WitchEsmeralda Woodget at the farm. I now had a chance to ask them how exactly Roelien's accident happened.
Roelien told me yesterday she was pushed against a fence by some guy. Today she told me the name of this guy: LordSmAllen.



I asked him why he did this, but his only comment was: “If you publish this I will see you in court, Marose!”
The mystery of how the girls got to the hospital eventually is also solved now. Roelien told me she just had to struggle there on her own. Why did Fireman Maroen Jarman not help her? And where was friend of the girls Foxmenn Cortes at the time of the accident?

To be continued...

* Disclaimer* - SLFN is not claiming LordSmAllen broke Roelien's leg. This is for a court of law to decide. But it is our duty to quote Roelien's accusation. We do not take sides in this dispute in favor of neither party. LordSmAllen is welcome to provide his side of the story and it will be published.

Two Dutch Girls Brake Their Leg on Cow Farm

By: Marose Mizser

On the evening of Sunday October 21, I went to visit the Dutch Community in SL, and met two girls: Mystics Baile and Roelien32 Karas. Both had a broken leg. How can both two girls brake their leg at the same day?

Here is what happened according to them. Mystics was having a nice walk on the farm when suddenly she slipped on some cow manure, also known as a “koeienvlaai” in Dutch. The cow, called Snip, had broken out of the stable and left her manure out on the farm.



The farm is always very busy so it is a wonder that Mystics was the only victim. WitchEsmeralda Woodget, who witnessed the accident, struggled to get the cow back into the stable before Snip would cause anymore trouble. Then she came back to take care of the misfortunate Mystics Bailey who was in terrible pain.

Roelien32Karas also tried to help her. But she too had broken her leg. She was hit by a guy and pushed against a fence. This is how she broke her leg. The rescue helicopter which was supposed to pick up the girls and evacuate them to hospital did not arrive. We now know that it crashed at St. Benedict Monastery a few days ago. (October 18, 2007 Post by Fresh Catteneo). Nevertheless, the girls finally made it to the hospital and received appropriate treatment. How did they finally get there ? The girls would not say…

I asked fireman Maroen Jarman, who was also at the farm at the time, if he was able to help the girls. His comment was funny: “No, I could not help, because there was no fire!"

To be continued....